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fire engines have ladders.
ladders have steps.
steps are one foot apart.
foot can be measured using rulers.
a ruler can b a king or a queen.
elizabeth is the queen of england.
elizabeth is also the name of a ship.
ships float on water.
water has fishes.
fishes hav fins.
fins r the people of finland.
the colour of the national flag of finland is red. so fire engines are red.........

ahan i neva thought of it so deeply ..lol :p

wish ya all very happpy eid day blasting up wid overflowing joyzz


EID MUBARAK


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*may yr eid day be filled wid eva lasting merriment..
let's pray on this day and let's rememba the countless blessings
showered upon all of us and thank GoD for His kindness and mercy!


all things to be brite and beautiful are wished for u all on this eid day and all the days ahead!
rememba me in ys prayers
sulaill

Definitions you won't find in the dictionary
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. "

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:

"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

long this dark and forgone road,
Where daylight has faded and the nights are cold;
Where tears are shed and troubles never cease to end -
I find the smiling face of a friend.

When I go downhill and feel depressed,
Tired of living with all the strain and stress -
Tired of living in error or sin,
I reach out my hand to my smiling friend.

I thank God for the beauty nature have given
The golden sun and deep blue seas -
I thank God for living and for good health -
For poetry and little things.

I thank God for popcorn and candy too,
For yellow flowers and skies of blue.
And before my prayers at night come to an end -
I thank God for you, My Smiling Friend!